I had a long day yesterday for "Move In Day" that's when all the students come back from summer break and its a big party. I worked most of the day so I didn't get downtown until 11:00pm and the party started at like 9:00am, so people were drunk everywhere. I parked behind Rudy's and walked around front, there were 50 people waiting in line just to get in, I said "fuck it I'm walking to the Tav" there wasn't a line so I went in. Just cause there wasn't a line doesn't mean it wasn't packed cause it was, I was trying to get to the bar and knew when I got I better know what I want cause I hate being "that guy" who waits 20 minutes for a drink then doesn't know what he wants and I find that the bartenders usually appreciate that. So the whole time I'm thinking shot of rumps and mich golden.... I get that and I run into Joel and Brett, I think we did some Irish car bombs, and we went to the next bar.
We walked to the Carpet and surprisingly we got in pretty fast, they were packed too. We carve out a spot at Buddy and Katie's bar in the red room and the drinks start flowing even faster, shots drinks shots shots, Brett is bombed now and Joel and I were doing ok. We go out to the patio and Rhi is working we do a shot with her and Brett is really fucked now and wants to leave. I now notice I have 3 messages from this chick I don't want to sleep with but I do, we'll get back to that later.. I lose Joel and Brett leaving the carpet and I walk back to the Tav and to be honest I really have no clue what happened after that.
I know I walked back to Rudy's to get my car, I ended up talking to Brad the owner out back for awhile, I went in the back door got another shot from Aron and kept texting this chick about where she lived. I figure that mess out she lives by State ( surprise, really? its move in day and she live on campus) so I get there its like 2:30am people are partying everywhere, I get into her house and I looked like a fuckin' bomb went off, shit was everywhere and we get into her room and it is a bed a tv and boxes all over I couldn't even walk in this shit... so we lay down in her bed and I'm sure you can imagine what happens... oh wait you can't? well I'll make it brief, this chick with the biggest set of tits I have ever seen,doesn't kiss me or anything just whips my dick out and starts blowing me, I was like damn!! Ok lets do this, I bent her over and hit that for about 10 or 15 minutes and you know what I don't even think we kissed, not once..weird. so I got dressed and split pretty fast, I walked back to my car and jetted home. That's my move in day story.
