Tuesday with Tup

Last tuesday Tup and I got loaded as fuck! I was taking a nap after practice with my band and Tup called me at 10:00pm to see if I wanted to go out, I told him I was broke but if he wanted to cover me I would meet up with him. I met him at the Tav, he finished his drink and we walked to the Carpet, Rhi was working in the Lounge. I was in the mood for martinis so I got him into them too. We put back quite a few martinis and some shots.By midnight we were loaded the kind of loaded where everything is funny even the stupid shit, then Tup switched to beer and I think I did too maybe I had one or two more drinks.
We soon wondered downstairs to the pub where Shawn was working we had another shot and beer and started talking about Hip Hop, I believe we got into how Tupac use to be a back up dancer for En Vogue or something about Tupac wearing Chip n Dales gear, it was great. After finishing our drinks we stopped at the Tav again to see if anyone was there we got suckered into having another beer there. Tup and I split a PBR tall boy and walked to his apartment and had a sad conversation about our friend Joe who has been drinking himself to death lately. Tup had just had a room mate meeting about bringing friends home on week nights and being loud so we were trying to be super quiet and from what I remember we were. A bong or two later we were jamming some Alice Donut and some old For We are Many a band Tup and I were in and we talked a lot about the old days and how we rocked. It wasn't even 2:00am yet and Tup kept asking we I was going to leave cause he thought it was like 4:00am or something I kept telling him it was only 2:30 but he was loaded and just kept forgetting

Thanksgiving

Ok Thanksgiving started out like any normal holiday, I went to my parents to eat like normal. This year I brought my new room mate Mel with cause she was home alone for the holiday and had nothing to do.I say new room mate but I've known her for quiet a while she bad ass! We got there at 6:00, ate dinner, had a few drinks and chatted with my folks. By 7:45 we were ready to leave, I figured I'd see if she wanted to stop downtown and continue to drink. I called Mike, he said the bar was opening at 8:00 so we met him in the parking ramp. We walked in with Kayla, Brock, Mike, and somebody else, we sat at the bar and started the party. She was drinking whiskey and I was drinking vodka. We chatted with Kayla for most of the night doing shots lots and lots of shots, sometime after 9:00 or 10:00 Moedell and Jess got down to the Carpet and one of these bastards got us going on Sambuca the dark stuff and that's when things get fuzzy. Something about Sambuca make a guy go insane and we went nuts.

The bar closed at 2:00am and Moedell, Jess, Mel, and me walk to Moedell's oh wait no we took a cab and it was free and I believe I thought the cab driver said " put on a show and it's free" so I thought we all going to fuck for a free cab ride, Moe soon corrected me letting me know its was Thanksgiving and cabs were free. I couldn't said the fucking guy he didn't speak English very well. Sometime after being at Moe's for a while shit got weird, Jess started trying to get Mel to hook up with me

Halloween

Halloween was a boring night at work, nothing to exciting I really just wanted to get done and start the partying even though I didn't have costume planned. I got done at like 10:00pm and cruised home I decided to just wear a dress shirt and tie and go with that. I got downtown and met Ben at Rudy's to start the night out, I remember it was pretty dead for 10:30pm but people started rolling in. We had a shot and a drink and headed to the Carpet to get this party stated.

I some how lost Ben on the way over he stopped to talk to some brother's on the street, I walked into the Carpet and the first thing I see is Katy's mom sitting at the bar with a friend and Katy was bar tending as a HOT snow white and I mean HOT I wanted to sneak away to rub one out after I saw that. I got a Headliner and a shot and chatted with them for a minute. We ran around the Carpet going from bar to bar outside and upstairs, in the upstairs bar was Mike bar tending in some hot daisy dukes and cowboy hat dress as Jared Allen on cribs it was hilarious probably the funniest costume I saw all night or that I remember. So somewhere in the mix of drinks and shots we ran into some hot chick dressed as a naughty cop that Ben knew, she was sexy as hell and if I was Ben I would have "hit that shit" I believe we discussed doing some dirty things with her night stick. I want to say there was a friend with her but I was to hung up on checking her out so I kind of phased her out. Soon after that we ran into Noah, Doc, and Nikki and had more shots and more shots and soon after that I got into an argument with Doc about my band I said "fuck off" and I bailed on them and walk into the Martini Lounge were Michele was bar tending and I started doing shots of Rumplemintz and things get pretty fuzzy after that so I really don't know how my night ended, but all and all pretty good time

Home coming weekend

I really don't feel like typing all that happening this weekend but I'm going to try a time line.
Thursday-
2:30pm to 10:30 Didn't do shit all day I woke up and laid around.
10:30- I went down to start the festivities. I'm sure I started at Rudy's cause that seem like something I'd do. I ordered a beer and shot, and talked to Lexi for awhile (she was wearing a cowl neck, sleeve less sweater it was amazing) I'm sure the conversation started with something like "wow your tits look great" what can I say I'm smooth like that ( as I laugh) ) I saw some friends and talked with them for a minute as I worked my way down the bar to see my friend Mike who was working, which means more shots! I had a shot with him and Tim the DJ( actually I think this happened Friday... I'm not sure its a blurry weekend ) I pull out a cigarette and leave.
10:45- I start walking to the Tav but I think I skipped it and went straight to the Carpet. They were charging cover at the main doors, I usually get in for free cause I know everyone but I didn't feel like pushing my luck so I went into the Martini Lounge which is a part of the Carpet that never charges cover. I get up there Rhi is working so I sit down and get a Head Liner( its a drink I kind of invented but not really cause a Head Liner is just anyones last drink they have of the night so its like going to see a concert The Opener, The Mid, and The Head Liner " get it? " ok so my Head Liner is a low ball Vodka Redbull splash of OJ which actually now is my Opener... weird. We chatted for a while cause it wasn't that busy up there and we did a shot it was some delicious strawberry thing.
11:15 or 30 I'm not really sure- I make my way down stairs Hairball is playing and I don't care I go straight to pub, this is where shit gets fucked up, I had a shot and drink and talked to Hanna for a long time but Bacardi was giving out free shots and drinks and they flowed like water I think it was shot shot shot drink shot shot drink I'm almost certain (yeah right??)
12:30- I make my way over to the Tav to see my lady friend who was in town for the weekend. I know there were a lot of hellos but I don't really remember them I only know cause Emily said I talk to like 10 people before I even said "hi" to her. Shit just remembered after I met her we went back to the Carpet and had more drinks.
1:00- I'm loaded now its really blurry I time travel to the White Horse.
1:45- I call Noah and tell him to order me a beer as I'm walking to the White Horse.
I am sure I talked to a lot of people and have no clue what we talked about.
2:15 to 3:30am- I know I went up to Tup's apartment above the bar, I'm wasted and I'm sure smoked a shit load of weed and talk a lot. This whole time I've been texting Emily and she want s me to leave and meet her and I'm working on that but I was having fun, I talked to Jeff, Nate, Tup, and Joe from everything from music to writing and from sex to drugs. So somewhere around 3:30 Emily has Brain pick me up at Tup's and we go back to Gretchen's apartment and Emily and I go to bed... well not really but. Oh yeah and some where in there Brain and Gretchen have a fight he calls her a cunt and leaves.

Friday-
4:00 to 10:00 I worked, it was nothing special actually it was a pretty boring night but I needed the hours so I stayed on late even though I was pretty hung over. Our specials were some cajun pasta and these sweet crab cakes and we sold a shit load of them and not to be surprised Brent kept fucking burning them all night, you put them on the flat top cook one side, flip, and repeat. How hard is that?
10:45- I walk into Rudy's first thing I see is Lexi again and tonight she is wearing a sparkly dark blue dress that looks like it was made for a 12 year old it was tight as hell, she walked up to me at the end of the bar and told how bad she hate the dress and how she was falling out of it anytime she moved, I still thought it was sexy. Lexi got me a shot or maybe we did one together I'm not really sure. I walked down to the end of the bar to see Mike again and this where I get confused again I can't remember if it was Thursday or Friday that Tim was sitting there? Well I know either way I did shots with Mike and talk for a minute about how they weren't as busy as they expected.
11:00- I might have stopped into the Tav I don't think I did though if I did it only for a minute or two just to see who was there. I want to say I think I'm remembering it being hip hop show at the Rox the connecting bar of the Tav so I know I didn't stay long.
11:05- I get to the Carpet and it's time for shots, Michele is working in the pub and I love when she's working cause we drink A LOT!! It started with these Jag Barrels she has been serving we must of had 2 or 3 and then I got a drink. I walk into the band room and Mod Con was playing and the first thing I see is Lardy playing a guitar with a built in keyboard. I thought is he for real with this shit?
I talked to my room mate Pete for a second and saw some other friends and had more drinks. Now I have to admit I don't remember shit after this point, really I come to some time later at Tup's.
2:00- I'm at Tup's with Travis and him and I think we had a shirts off party and Noah was sleeping but came and joined us for the party. I know I had to be pretty fucked up to just start taking my clothes off just to smoke some grass. I must that its pretty late by now and I'm surpised Travis hasn't started crying yet I guess with all the excitement of 3 dudes topless and pantless he must thought "damn this is a dream come true". Well somewhere in this mix of a shit show I made it home cause I woke up there.


Saturday- Keg and Eggs
10:30am- I get out of bed, Emily has texted me and told me she's at the Rox, I'm thinking " this fucking early to start drinking " I don't feel to bad and get ready to go.
10:45- I get to Rox and there is a shit load of people there I want to say 200 people maybe and I never see the Rox this packed just 200 college goons hopped up on Bloody Marys, Screw Drivers, and Tequila Sunrises its a mess. Brain is at the door and he just downed a 5 hour energy so he's amped and ready to go. I am here to meet Emily its packed and I can't find her I text her and she tells me she's by the sound booth I meet her. I don't drink much I don't even eat the breakfast I just hangout and I know I work at 4:00pm. We hang out and talk for a while and watch the band.
I sneak over to the Tav and start doing shots but I'm really tired and just want to go home and sleep, it's way to early to be out partying.
1:00- I go home, get high, and take a nap before work.
4:00- I show up to work I'm coming down and I want to get this over with. I cook a couple of parties, no biggie I cook pretty good buzzed I'm not going to lie and I don't try to hide it I told my boss I was loaded and wanted to get out of there as soon as possible so I can get back to partying.
8:00- I'm home and ready to go again.
8:15- I get back downtown and the party is going strong, drunks everywhere. I walk into the Tav to meet Emily and it is a drama fest going on people are crying, Emily earlier got into a fight with her ex boyfriend and he got hauled off to jail and Jess's sister that I just met the other night was crying about something too it was not my kind of party so I split and went to the Carpet.

9:00- I don't know where I am

dtsb's birthday

Ok last night was Shawna Brauns birthday, I got done with work last night at 10:00 cruised home, showered, and got ready to go out. I got down town and ran into Don when I was pulling in to park, he asked me what I was up to I said " just coming down to have a drink" he said "oh here for Shawna's birthday?" and I was thinking shit! I forgot. Well I knew where all my friends were for the party so I ran to the Martini Lounge to meet them, nothing to crazy was going on. I saw Shawna, I wished her a happy birthday and Moedell and I did a shot with her. I went outside to smoke shortly after that and I knew my friend Sam was out there and I wanted to avoid her because we kind of got into a fight the night before, but that's a whole other story. I went back inside finished my beer and our crew went over to the Tav, and it was just fucking packed and I hate it when that bar is packed because there is no room anywhere. Ok well the next thing I know its shots, shots, shots and the party is on... I just realized I'm too hungover to finish this...i will later and I have to remember Sam was crying at the end of the night

saturday...

Ok I should have typed this down earlier but I didn't have time, I'm kind of having a hard time separating Friday and Saturday...So let me think, I went out both nights and got equally as drunk both night. I know Saturday I worked it was Labor day weekend I was hungover from Friday I was high most of my shift, is there any better way to cook and I served alot of my special for the night Stuffed Salmon. I went out with Ivan ,Jill and Arianna, we met up at Jill's apartment were I was first introduced to Arianna, they were having drinks when I walked in and getting ready to go out. We sat around for maybe ten minutes, then we drove downtown and stopped at Rudy's first.

I got the girls a couple beers and I had a shot and I don't think Ivan had anything Ivan is working on not drinking for a year(yes a year of not drinking, crazy but he is doing it and he has only got like three months left) we then started our walk down to the Tav, I believe I ran into a friend of mine Lindsey see jumped on me in the street and i remember thinking " damn she almost took my back out" I wasn't ready for her to jump on me. we got to the Tav and sat down at the end of the bar. Sam was working she got me a raspberry gimlet and Ivan order the girls two more beers we sat there for awhile I did more shots, we talked and kept going outside for smokes breaks. we left the Tav cause the girls wanted to dance I don't dance so we split up they went to the Press and I went to the carpet.

I walked in and went right through the red room into the band room there was a stupid band playing 24/7 another cover band that I've heard do the same songs a hundred times...boring... so i went upstairs to the patio, Katy was working, drinks were flowing in was nice. back in the corner at a table was Doc, Nikki, Brianna, and Kim, Brianna and Kim were drunk as fuck and acting super sluty ( it was kind of annoying) so we drank and drank and did more shots then Ivan and the girls got up there maybe a half hour later after dancing there ass off. I'm pretty sure we hung out there for awhile and I remember doing shots with them too, mostly cause there are pictures so I know it happened (haha). It was 1:30am and we stared walking towards the White Horse for one last drink.

I can't remember why but it took us forever to get there but we did and I don't even think I ordered anything I remember Arianna and Jill got beers but Arianna didn't like it. Outside Brianna and Kim were putting on a slut show for Noah and Joe was trying to creep in, I felt bad, Noah totally thought he was going to get some loving. We hung for about twenty more minutes at the White Horse and then went up stairs to Ivan's apartment above the bar for more drink and fun fun fun. Now its after bar time more drinks and lots of weed, fuck did I get high and so did Jill she took a moster hit that would put Snoop Dog to shame but I didn't see it I just heard, at this time I was going back and forth from outside the apartment to inside with Arianna every five minutes cause she didn't like the smell of the weed or something and Jill told me she was "into" me so I figured I'd see how that was going to play out. I went back inside Noah was sitting on the couch sleeping or being drunk or something, he was bummed cause Brianna was leading him on, he tried to kiss her and got denied. I say " fuck her, get over it, she's a dumb chick anyway" but try telling that to a drunk newly slimmed out Noah who is looking good, I mean fuck I'd do him. haha. Ok so some where in this mix of shit I call a party Tommy gets there and he is just egging the girls on to make out, eat pussy, anything and its working shit what can I say he's a smooth talker a man after my own heart. I'm with Arianna so I'm not to worried about checking out but I do like a little girl on girl. They decided to go into Tup's room and I said jokingly " hey I just wanna watch" and with this scolding look Brianna said " you watch not in a million years" i was insulted and shit I fuck hotter chicks then her for a living, it was shortly after that Ivan,Jill and Arinna want to go back to Jills apartment it was 4am and I was like "shit yeah!" a quick five minute car ride and were there.Ivan hit the couch as soon as we got back there and I started making out with Arianna that was sweet

random may 15th saturday 2010 story

So I got done with work around 10:00 i drive 45 minutes home, shower up and get ready to go out. My first stop is Rudy's Lexi is working and her boobs. We chatted for a bit, I think about boobs, her boobs, and cheap dudes at the bar. I start with 2 shots of Rumplemintz and a beer, finish beer and say " Peace out". I stop at the Tav and that's when I switch to tequila(god damn! this night is gonna end bad). I talk to some friends for a minute, I then go to the Carpet, I see Kayla working I think but I keep walking to the band room for more shots I actually did lots of shots with Adrian Washington and we had a couple funny conversations and it end with him asking my name for the 3rd time(haha) that's how all my conversations with him end.

I walk back to the Tav and the tequila has now kick in, I see my friend Noah and he picks me up like a rag doll and tosses me around the room cause he hasn't seen me in a long time. I think Moe and Jess are there I don't remember. Noah and I do a shot of tequila and then I see Tup and we do a shot of tequila and think I said something to Sam about the 10 bucks she charged me, I don't know. I'm pretty trashed now ,but not as trash as this chick that I slept with along time ago we'll call her Emily. She comes stumbling up to Tup and me and she says in a super drunk slurry voice" hey you, Mr. I'm to cool..how you...you know something....I'm into a lot more stuff then last time you saw me."( i think she means sex stuff but I'm not sure and I'm not really paying attention) and just so you know this chick was a freak the last time i was with her, i mean like slapped around, dirty talk( but the kind of dirty talk that even freaks me out) spit on,shit on, weird shit.... so I say " what like 3 ways and getting fucked in the ass" she smiles and nods....and I'm thinking is this her selling point to me right now that she like to get fuck by multiple dudes ALL the time??? WTF you skank. So me being drunk I look over at Tup and say" dude you wanna fuck this chick while i get a blow job?" we laughed at it, but she was serious and wanted it bad.... fuck I was not about to get into this mess, so i dipped thinking the whole time in the back of my head: if Joe was here he would've done it. I also thought to myself i might have just saved Tup and me from a bad case of VD,lol....

Ok couldn't get any worse, yes it can...lets do some drugs.....fuck I hate dirty fucking speed but at 2:30am drunk as fuck it sounds like a good idea, well its not...so big T ask Joe and me if we want some, i and looked him right in the eyes and said "fuck NO i don't want any of that dirty shit....yeah ok lets do it"... so now I'm all sped up, there's a after bar to go to with Joe and Tup but I'm thinking lets go home and try and sleep I work at 10:00am...good luck good night.

Move In Day

I had a long day yesterday for "Move In Day" that's when all the students come back from summer break and its a big party. I worked most of the day so I didn't get downtown until 11:00pm and the party started at like 9:00am, so people were drunk everywhere. I parked behind Rudy's and walked around front, there were 50 people waiting in line just to get in, I said "fuck it I'm walking to the Tav" there wasn't a line so I went in. Just cause there wasn't a line doesn't mean it wasn't packed cause it was, I was trying to get to the bar and knew when I got I better know what I want cause I hate being "that guy" who waits 20 minutes for a drink then doesn't know what he wants and I find that the bartenders usually appreciate that. So the whole time I'm thinking shot of rumps and mich golden.... I get that and I run into Joel and Brett, I think we did some Irish car bombs, and we went to the next bar.

We walked to the Carpet and surprisingly we got in pretty fast, they were packed too. We carve out a spot at Buddy and Katie's bar in the red room and the drinks start flowing even faster, shots drinks shots shots, Brett is bombed now and Joel and I were doing ok. We go out to the patio and Rhi is working we do a shot with her and Brett is really fucked now and wants to leave. I now notice I have 3 messages from this chick I don't want to sleep with but I do, we'll get back to that later.. I lose Joel and Brett leaving the carpet and I walk back to the Tav and to be honest I really have no clue what happened after that.

I know I walked back to Rudy's to get my car, I ended up talking to Brad the owner out back for awhile, I went in the back door got another shot from Aron and kept texting this chick about where she lived. I figure that mess out she lives by State ( surprise, really? its move in day and she live on campus) so I get there its like 2:30am people are partying everywhere, I get into her house and I looked like a fuckin' bomb went off, shit was everywhere and we get into her room and it is a bed a tv and boxes all over I couldn't even walk in this shit... so we lay down in her bed and I'm sure you can imagine what happens... oh wait you can't? well I'll make it brief, this chick with the biggest set of tits I have ever seen,doesn't kiss me or anything just whips my dick out and starts blowing me, I was like damn!! Ok lets do this, I bent her over and hit that for about 10 or 15 minutes and you know what I don't even think we kissed, not once..weird. so I got dressed and split pretty fast, I walked back to my car and jetted home. That's my move in day story.

Night with Dez

Ok so I walk into the Tav and Dez a waitress wants to drink and not work, so she ask me if I want to go have a drink and I said "Yes". We start taking shots and having drinks like normal, well like an hour into it she is just bombed I don't even know how she got drunk so fast but she is.... we are out side smoking well actually first there was this whole annoying 15 minute conversation with some old lady that thought she shouldn't be down town cause she was feeling out dated and thought that people are making fun of her....but what ever that was so annoying... Dez grabs me pushes me up against a wall and is like "Will you just make out with me and lets just fuck", I barely know her so I said " Are you sure...me?",that confused her I think. We decide to go back in and have another shot even though I know she doesn't need one. Dez tells me shes going to the bathroom and then well leave. So I wait like 10 minutes then 10 more minutes and finally I go into the bathroom and she is passed out in the stall with her shades on, it was fucking hilarious. I throw her over me shoulder and get her out of there.Some girls just cant hold there booze, haha... well I walked her home and stayed over and it just got worse, you can imagine.

july 11

tonight i went down to the white horse ( a bar in st cloud) i had a couple shots of whisky and chilled out after last night. last night was a friend of mine Candaces' birthday and we celebrated pretty hard all i really remember was her friend Shannnon was lookinghot as hell and i did alot of shots