So I got done with work around 10:00 i drive 45 minutes home, shower up and get ready to go out. My first stop is Rudy's Lexi is working and her boobs. We chatted for a bit, I think about boobs, her boobs, and cheap dudes at the bar. I start with 2 shots of Rumplemintz and a beer, finish beer and say " Peace out". I stop at the Tav and that's when I switch to tequila(god damn! this night is gonna end bad). I talk to some friends for a minute, I then go to the Carpet, I see Kayla working I think but I keep walking to the band room for more shots I actually did lots of shots with Adrian Washington and we had a couple funny conversations and it end with him asking my name for the 3rd time(haha) that's how all my conversations with him end.
I walk back to the Tav and the tequila has now kick in, I see my friend Noah and he picks me up like a rag doll and tosses me around the room cause he hasn't seen me in a long time. I think Moe and Jess are there I don't remember. Noah and I do a shot of tequila and then I see Tup and we do a shot of tequila and think I said something to Sam about the 10 bucks she charged me, I don't know. I'm pretty trashed now ,but not as trash as this chick that I slept with along time ago we'll call her Emily. She comes stumbling up to Tup and me and she says in a super drunk slurry voice" hey you, Mr. I'm to cool..how you...you know something....I'm into a lot more stuff then last time you saw me."( i think she means sex stuff but I'm not sure and I'm not really paying attention) and just so you know this chick was a freak the last time i was with her, i mean like slapped around, dirty talk( but the kind of dirty talk that even freaks me out) spit on,shit on, weird shit.... so I say " what like 3 ways and getting fucked in the ass" she smiles and nods....and I'm thinking is this her selling point to me right now that she like to get fuck by multiple dudes ALL the time??? WTF you skank. So me being drunk I look over at Tup and say" dude you wanna fuck this chick while i get a blow job?" we laughed at it, but she was serious and wanted it bad.... fuck I was not about to get into this mess, so i dipped thinking the whole time in the back of my head: if Joe was here he would've done it. I also thought to myself i might have just saved Tup and me from a bad case of VD,lol....
Ok couldn't get any worse, yes it can...lets do some drugs.....fuck I hate dirty fucking speed but at 2:30am drunk as fuck it sounds like a good idea, well its not...so big T ask Joe and me if we want some, i and looked him right in the eyes and said "fuck NO i don't want any of that dirty shit....yeah ok lets do it"... so now I'm all sped up, there's a after bar to go to with Joe and Tup but I'm thinking lets go home and try and sleep I work at 10:00am...good luck good night.
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