dtsb's birthday

Ok last night was Shawna Brauns birthday, I got done with work last night at 10:00 cruised home, showered, and got ready to go out. I got down town and ran into Don when I was pulling in to park, he asked me what I was up to I said " just coming down to have a drink" he said "oh here for Shawna's birthday?" and I was thinking shit! I forgot. Well I knew where all my friends were for the party so I ran to the Martini Lounge to meet them, nothing to crazy was going on. I saw Shawna, I wished her a happy birthday and Moedell and I did a shot with her. I went outside to smoke shortly after that and I knew my friend Sam was out there and I wanted to avoid her because we kind of got into a fight the night before, but that's a whole other story. I went back inside finished my beer and our crew went over to the Tav, and it was just fucking packed and I hate it when that bar is packed because there is no room anywhere. Ok well the next thing I know its shots, shots, shots and the party is on... I just realized I'm too hungover to finish this...i will later and I have to remember Sam was crying at the end of the night

saturday...

Ok I should have typed this down earlier but I didn't have time, I'm kind of having a hard time separating Friday and Saturday...So let me think, I went out both nights and got equally as drunk both night. I know Saturday I worked it was Labor day weekend I was hungover from Friday I was high most of my shift, is there any better way to cook and I served alot of my special for the night Stuffed Salmon. I went out with Ivan ,Jill and Arianna, we met up at Jill's apartment were I was first introduced to Arianna, they were having drinks when I walked in and getting ready to go out. We sat around for maybe ten minutes, then we drove downtown and stopped at Rudy's first.

I got the girls a couple beers and I had a shot and I don't think Ivan had anything Ivan is working on not drinking for a year(yes a year of not drinking, crazy but he is doing it and he has only got like three months left) we then started our walk down to the Tav, I believe I ran into a friend of mine Lindsey see jumped on me in the street and i remember thinking " damn she almost took my back out" I wasn't ready for her to jump on me. we got to the Tav and sat down at the end of the bar. Sam was working she got me a raspberry gimlet and Ivan order the girls two more beers we sat there for awhile I did more shots, we talked and kept going outside for smokes breaks. we left the Tav cause the girls wanted to dance I don't dance so we split up they went to the Press and I went to the carpet.

I walked in and went right through the red room into the band room there was a stupid band playing 24/7 another cover band that I've heard do the same songs a hundred times...boring... so i went upstairs to the patio, Katy was working, drinks were flowing in was nice. back in the corner at a table was Doc, Nikki, Brianna, and Kim, Brianna and Kim were drunk as fuck and acting super sluty ( it was kind of annoying) so we drank and drank and did more shots then Ivan and the girls got up there maybe a half hour later after dancing there ass off. I'm pretty sure we hung out there for awhile and I remember doing shots with them too, mostly cause there are pictures so I know it happened (haha). It was 1:30am and we stared walking towards the White Horse for one last drink.

I can't remember why but it took us forever to get there but we did and I don't even think I ordered anything I remember Arianna and Jill got beers but Arianna didn't like it. Outside Brianna and Kim were putting on a slut show for Noah and Joe was trying to creep in, I felt bad, Noah totally thought he was going to get some loving. We hung for about twenty more minutes at the White Horse and then went up stairs to Ivan's apartment above the bar for more drink and fun fun fun. Now its after bar time more drinks and lots of weed, fuck did I get high and so did Jill she took a moster hit that would put Snoop Dog to shame but I didn't see it I just heard, at this time I was going back and forth from outside the apartment to inside with Arianna every five minutes cause she didn't like the smell of the weed or something and Jill told me she was "into" me so I figured I'd see how that was going to play out. I went back inside Noah was sitting on the couch sleeping or being drunk or something, he was bummed cause Brianna was leading him on, he tried to kiss her and got denied. I say " fuck her, get over it, she's a dumb chick anyway" but try telling that to a drunk newly slimmed out Noah who is looking good, I mean fuck I'd do him. haha. Ok so some where in this mix of shit I call a party Tommy gets there and he is just egging the girls on to make out, eat pussy, anything and its working shit what can I say he's a smooth talker a man after my own heart. I'm with Arianna so I'm not to worried about checking out but I do like a little girl on girl. They decided to go into Tup's room and I said jokingly " hey I just wanna watch" and with this scolding look Brianna said " you watch not in a million years" i was insulted and shit I fuck hotter chicks then her for a living, it was shortly after that Ivan,Jill and Arinna want to go back to Jills apartment it was 4am and I was like "shit yeah!" a quick five minute car ride and were there.Ivan hit the couch as soon as we got back there and I started making out with Arianna that was sweet

random may 15th saturday 2010 story

So I got done with work around 10:00 i drive 45 minutes home, shower up and get ready to go out. My first stop is Rudy's Lexi is working and her boobs. We chatted for a bit, I think about boobs, her boobs, and cheap dudes at the bar. I start with 2 shots of Rumplemintz and a beer, finish beer and say " Peace out". I stop at the Tav and that's when I switch to tequila(god damn! this night is gonna end bad). I talk to some friends for a minute, I then go to the Carpet, I see Kayla working I think but I keep walking to the band room for more shots I actually did lots of shots with Adrian Washington and we had a couple funny conversations and it end with him asking my name for the 3rd time(haha) that's how all my conversations with him end.

I walk back to the Tav and the tequila has now kick in, I see my friend Noah and he picks me up like a rag doll and tosses me around the room cause he hasn't seen me in a long time. I think Moe and Jess are there I don't remember. Noah and I do a shot of tequila and then I see Tup and we do a shot of tequila and think I said something to Sam about the 10 bucks she charged me, I don't know. I'm pretty trashed now ,but not as trash as this chick that I slept with along time ago we'll call her Emily. She comes stumbling up to Tup and me and she says in a super drunk slurry voice" hey you, Mr. I'm to cool..how you...you know something....I'm into a lot more stuff then last time you saw me."( i think she means sex stuff but I'm not sure and I'm not really paying attention) and just so you know this chick was a freak the last time i was with her, i mean like slapped around, dirty talk( but the kind of dirty talk that even freaks me out) spit on,shit on, weird shit.... so I say " what like 3 ways and getting fucked in the ass" she smiles and nods....and I'm thinking is this her selling point to me right now that she like to get fuck by multiple dudes ALL the time??? WTF you skank. So me being drunk I look over at Tup and say" dude you wanna fuck this chick while i get a blow job?" we laughed at it, but she was serious and wanted it bad.... fuck I was not about to get into this mess, so i dipped thinking the whole time in the back of my head: if Joe was here he would've done it. I also thought to myself i might have just saved Tup and me from a bad case of VD,lol....

Ok couldn't get any worse, yes it can...lets do some drugs.....fuck I hate dirty fucking speed but at 2:30am drunk as fuck it sounds like a good idea, well its not...so big T ask Joe and me if we want some, i and looked him right in the eyes and said "fuck NO i don't want any of that dirty shit....yeah ok lets do it"... so now I'm all sped up, there's a after bar to go to with Joe and Tup but I'm thinking lets go home and try and sleep I work at 10:00am...good luck good night.