The Birthday Girl

Ok it's a random Tuesday night about 7:30 or 8:00 I had to run to the Carpet and pay Shawn a friend of mine some money I owed him. I stop into the pub where he is working I hand him some cash I think it was $100.00, we chat for a minute about the night before the Carpet had there Christmas party and it got out of control,lots of partying,and Cassie split her head open it was fucked up. I had got off work early for the party and totally forgot about it, I ended up getting real high and playing video games I'm pretty sure I was deep into Dirge of Cerberus a Final Fantasy 7 sequel which was ok but I passed out and totally missed the party. I asked Shawn who was working in the Lounge and he told me it was Rhi. They only make this drink I like the "Repeat Offender" in the Lounge so I went up there to have one and then I was just going to go home and lay low for the night, it's a Tuesday for god sake. I get up there and it's pretty empty just a couple people scattered around at random tables. I sat down at the bar and said hi and chatted with Rhi for a bit. So we're talking and these two chicks come walking in all dressed up and got it going on, only problem is it's one of the girls birthday and they out on a Tuesday celebrating. They down next to me, I kind of know the one girl Cass so they say hi to me and are telling Rhi and me tonight how "its her birthday, they're going get fucked up, and they don't care if no ones out." they are in it to win it. This looks bad so I quickly finish my drink and get ready to leave and Cass was like" YOU"RE NOT LEAVING!" and I was like "yes I am." this went on for a minute and I agreed to stay for one more and a birthday shot and one more and one more. You get the picture. So things start getting fuzzy around this point but I still could tell these chicks were drunk and hitting on me, I was like fuck yeah! We all were flirting back and forth from what I remember but we soon wondered downstairs back to the pub were Shawn was working. We get drinks and the girls want to dance, oh and did I mention (after my first drink they bought all the rest of my drinks for the night) but yeah these girls wanted it bad so I just said fuck it and asked Cass to meet me downstairs in the bathroom, I walked down and 15 seconds later I heard the clack of those high heels coming down the stairs. We walked into the girls bathroom and I threw her up on the counter and just started making out with her, she was so into it I just pulled mouth cock and she just started sucking the fuck out of it, (Cass is the kind of girl who just loves nothing more then just suck a dick I love these kind of women they do the world a huge favor) so we kept hearing noise like people were coming downstairs so they came to and end before I finished, Though I did her hot ass over and licked that pussy for a minute too and that so damn hot.
We went back upstairs and continued to party, there was a couple people in there I knew so I hopped around talking to people for about 20 minutes. The girls came and told me they were leaving and going to the Press, I said "fuck that!" I told them I'd go to the Tav if anywhere so we agreed to meet up in a bit. I went to the Tav like 10 minutes later and they were already there partying, they birthday girl want to go smoke so I went with her, we were smoking for a minute and she just started making out with me it was nuts two chicks in one night I pulled into my buddy Tommy's door way next to the bar and I was hoping she was going to blow me me too(but she is one of these girls who hates sucking dick I am not a fan of these girls) we just kept making out, all the sudden the door swings open its a guy friend of her's and he like "what are doing!!" she said it cool and he left me alone I thought I was going to get knock out for sure. There was some big commotion cause that dude was there ride and they weren't ready to go, the birthday girl just looks at me and says "if you can find some place to fuck me I'll let you" I was like fuck yeah right back to a girls bathroom again. I bent her over the counter and pulled down her tights she had on under her dress, slid my cock in and fuck the shit out her or at least started to then the door got kicked open(scared the shit out of me) it was her friend Cass who just blew me in the Carpet bathroom like and hour ago, she was PISSED! she just yelled at her friend "lets go! NOW!" I was like fuck this I"m out I ran out the back door and ran to my car I did not want to see Cass.

New Years Eve 2010

New years eve started like all my new years start at work behind a line cooking lots and lots of food. It's usually really fucking hectic and it seem like nobody knows what they are doing, they have cooked for years but on this night its like everyone is rookies like two hundred people are at the door but oh gee I forgot to throw the bread in for all their dinner salads, great now we're twenty minutes behind on the whole night... It's really annoying. I worked it out so I was first cut like I do every years I'm all about getting in and out as fast as I can, cause I have some serious partying to do. So as soon as the rush was over I was out. Peace.

I got out of work around 8:15pm I had a thirty minute drive home, I got home showered, got all dolled up, smoked a FAT bowl(a little pre-party for me), and got ready to go downtown. The initial plan was to go meet Ivan at the Horse cause he went a year with out drinking and he was ready to party.(Except he told me "no shots!" and I was like really? What a pussy.) So I drove downtown and stopped at Rudy's first to see what was going on there and it was still pretty early so not that many people were there yet but I knew that would soon change so I had a shot with Mike and a couple of the girls and I was out. I walk down the alley to the Horse and met Ivan, Woody, and Marta, we chatted for a second and Woody,Marta,and I decided to run over to the Martini Lounge for one before the ball drops. We walk over there and it was cold as hell the whole walk I mean it sucked bad, snow everywhere. We got up stairs and my friend Michele was working I love when she's working. I think I opened with a Repeat Offender there version of a Bloody Mary martini. I noticed our old friend Shell was at the bar and we went over to say hi to him and his friends, he was with his girlfriend and one the hottest girls I have ever met Lana I can't begin to tell you the lustful thoughts that went through my head when we shook hand. She kept trying to tell me about her boyfriend Jimmy and I was like no I want to know about you, I guess that must be some chick defense mechanism but what ever I thought she a nice girl. It got closer to midnight and Woody and Marta really wanted to get back to Horse to celebrate with Ivan and not that I didn't I just had to make one more stop and the Tav to say hi to some friends of mine over there and they a great balloon drop at midnight where you pop the balloons and win shit.
I stopped into the Tav and talked to Moedell for a bit I'm sure we did a shot, I ran into Travis not "big ass, wife beater" Trav,and not Buzzard Travis either, cool "piercings" Travis. I told him about the balloon drop and he was like "Fuck yeah, lets do it" so we wait for the balloon drop and just started popping balloons getting money and then so chick came up to me and was like "hey are you from around here?" and I said "yes" and she gave me a slip for a free keg party, it was pretty bad ass! I finished up there chatting and doing some shots with some more friends Jess,Sam,Brian,Kurt, and a couple others I'm not really sure. I pulled out a cig and starting walking to the Horse and that was another cold ass four block walk that I hated.
I got to the Horse and it was "party on man!" drinks and shots going down fast maybe a little to fast cause I'm pretty sure this where I go into "Auto-Pilot" and just kind of start doing and saying weird things on instinct. There were some many people out it was great people I don't ever see like Scott, Nate, and Dania. I remember trying to shots with them at the end of the night and shit just got fucked up. Trav "big ass,wife beater" Trav was ordering shots then he just split and left us with the bill I didn't even really want the shot it was a Snake Bite(Yukon and lime juice) my mouth started to water and I even think I gagged a little before I took it, it was gross.

I could tell you a story.....

This is one of my friend Moe's favorite stories of mine. One night two summers ago 2009 I believe I was drinking at the Tav with Moe and a couple other friends I can't really remember who was there but we were partying pretty hard. This was when Moe,Sam,and I were really into tequila "Hornitos" to be specific and I'm sure I had plenty of shots of it that night. I ran into a girl I had been sleeping with on and off for the last year or so, I don't want to get into names or anything but she is a fun girl I'm talking choking, dirty talk, slapping, loves anal sex. Basically just loves to get the living shit fucked out of her, my kind of girl. So on this night I decided to go home with her for some of this hot action. We got to her house and got right into it, hot fucking and lots of lube needless to say when I got done I was really messy so I went to the bathroom. Now this should be an easy task so I didn't put my clothes on. I walked out her bedroom door and took a left the lights were out so I couldn't see shit and the door to the bathroom is right next to the stairs to downstairs well I didn't far enough left and butt ass naked, dick hard as a rock, I fell down a flight of stairs I was so drunk I couldn't stop myself or think quick enough to grab the railing. It sucked so bad I in a split second I thought of her or her roommates finding me dead at the bottom there stair case naked and covered in sex. Well I didn't die I crawled back up the stairs and cleaned up in the bathroom, crawled into bed, slept, and woke up the next with a huge bruise on my ass and leg, and a great story

x mas

Here we go again December 25th Christmas with family even though the real party was the night before. In St.Cloud there is a city ordinance that no bar can be open on December 24th so everyone goes to Station in Sauk Rapids, so Tup, Joe, Ivan, Noah and I went there to start the night out, we had a few drinks and I talked to a couple other people I knew but Ivan was not having it. So we left and went back to there place and had more drinks. If I'm not mistaken I think this the night that Tup and I had to drag Joe out of his room after we thought he shit himself. So anyways Christmas day with the family. I showed up at my aunts house at like noon or 1:00pm I can't really remember cause we got right into jag bombs and Vodka.