I could tell you a story.....

This is one of my friend Moe's favorite stories of mine. One night two summers ago 2009 I believe I was drinking at the Tav with Moe and a couple other friends I can't really remember who was there but we were partying pretty hard. This was when Moe,Sam,and I were really into tequila "Hornitos" to be specific and I'm sure I had plenty of shots of it that night. I ran into a girl I had been sleeping with on and off for the last year or so, I don't want to get into names or anything but she is a fun girl I'm talking choking, dirty talk, slapping, loves anal sex. Basically just loves to get the living shit fucked out of her, my kind of girl. So on this night I decided to go home with her for some of this hot action. We got to her house and got right into it, hot fucking and lots of lube needless to say when I got done I was really messy so I went to the bathroom. Now this should be an easy task so I didn't put my clothes on. I walked out her bedroom door and took a left the lights were out so I couldn't see shit and the door to the bathroom is right next to the stairs to downstairs well I didn't far enough left and butt ass naked, dick hard as a rock, I fell down a flight of stairs I was so drunk I couldn't stop myself or think quick enough to grab the railing. It sucked so bad I in a split second I thought of her or her roommates finding me dead at the bottom there stair case naked and covered in sex. Well I didn't die I crawled back up the stairs and cleaned up in the bathroom, crawled into bed, slept, and woke up the next with a huge bruise on my ass and leg, and a great story