Naked and in pain

This one time I was drinking very heavily at the Tav on a lonely Tuesday. Leah was sitting at the bar by the Mega Touch machine by herself. We started talking about some stupid political shit, she always runs her mouth and tries to use big words just for the sake of sounding extra smart. Either way we are drinking lots of whiskey and I mean lots. I live across town and Leah live two blocks away, so guess what? I go to her place at bar close. I'm hammered I can barely get mine or her clothes off, but we get there. We start fucking, dirty, messy, slutty, sweaty, loud, fucking. I'll move us along here... We get done fucking and I'm sweaty, drunk, and out of breath. Leah's bedroom is upstairs at this place and it's right next to the bathroom too. I need to clean up and take piss. I walk out of her room the bathroom is hard right and the stairs going downstairs is just to the right of that. I don't turn hard enough and I end up falling down the stairs completely naked and my life flashed before my eyes. All I can think of is me dead at the bottom of the stairs naked. I am panicking and I some how catch the rail with my hip and come to a slow stop mid way down the stairs, I was so fucking freaked out. I got back into bed like nothing happened, laugh in my head. I woke up the next morning with hugest bruise on my hip and elbow. Fucking drunk nights.