Monday, November 14, 2011

a couple months back

So when I left off last I had just broke up with the roomie and I didn't want to go out for her birthday but all my friends were so I figured I might as well. We started at Ned's with some beers and shots. We got a limo and headed downtown. We started at the Carpet I believe, I remember we walk in and I didn't have to pay the cover cause I know everyone down there,and for the three months Mel and me had been going down there together and she hasn't paid either. That night I was piss about the split and I walk in solo and she had to pay I loved it, it was a nice little stab to start the night off.
I was drinking heavy that as you can imagine Headliners,Rumplemintz,and maybe some Whiskey. I walked around drinking and not really hanging with the group, just kind of doing my own thing. I did hang out with Don and his wife to be, I had just met them through Ned about a month earlier and I wanna say they might have proposition me for a threesome. I not sure things were getting pretty fucked up by now.
We got back in the limo and everyone wanted to go to the Horse, I know I didn't want to go I even think I might I walked and not took the limo cause I did not want party for Mel's birthday. I walk down to the Horse and get a drink nd this gorgeous girl walks up to me and starts talking to me. She knows me she called me Chad and can't think of where I've meet her berfore but she look really familiar.

Thursday, July 28, 2011

to talk about in the future

I have lot of things that have happened to me in the past months and I just haven't had the time to talk or type about them. New job, new girl and new parties. so give some time and I will have them up soon.
Thanks.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

The Choker

Ok so the other night I was getting plowed downtown I really couldn't tell you what I did for most of the night but I know I was drinking lots of Rumplemintz and Tequila. I some how ended up walking in to the Carpet and I saw Shawn and Rhi, they wanted to finish their drinks and go to Rudy's. We ended up taking a cab four blocks to Rudy's(yes four blocks).
We go in and get a drink I'm pretty sure I got a Vodka Redbull. I noticed this chick dancing and I knew I had seen here before she was kind of short like 5'2" long brown hair and sweet sleeve. I said "hi" and she remembered me too, we chatted for a minute and before I knew it she was like " if gave you my number would you call it?" I said "yes" she gave it to me. Her and her friend walked and went back to dancing I seriously think I waited like two minutes and I texted her saying something like "hey nice to see you" with in like 30 seconds she was like "wait don't leave" and she found me up front and ask if she could leave with me, I say "yeah sure". We walked to my car in the back lot and there was a cop there, so we just keep walking. I wait for him to leave and we ran to car fast to make an exit.
We didn't get a block and he was on my ass, I looked at and said something like " I hope you don't live far cause I'm going to jail." I thought quick and pulled in to my buddy Joe's apartment and I couldn't believe it the cop just kept driving. We got out of the car for a minute cause I was freaked out, I call Joe's and tell him "I need to come up " he said "that was fine" I don't even make it to the door to buzz in and she kissing me and rubbing me so like a gentleman I whipped my cock out and she just started blowing me right there in front of the apartment.
So now my dick is doing the thinking and I want to get home and fuck this chick. We get to my place and she is ready! I threw her on the bed and started fucking the shit out this hot little body of hers, she starts grabbing at my hands and I'm like " what the fuck is she doing?" In my drunk stupor I realize wants me to choke her and choke her good, so I do and she getting off on it like crazy! fuck it was hot! Even doggie style, she was like "choke me" fuck I came so hard. She wasn't into anal so that was kind of a bummer, but hey I had a fun time.

Friday, March 25, 2011

had a fun time last night til about 2:15am

So last night I got home from work and picking Mel up from work at about 9:30, I wasn't sure what I wanted to do I laid around for awhile and then I figure hey I go out and have a drink. Mel got a text from our friend Jess saying her and Moe were at the Lounge so we decided to go meet them for a drink. We got down there about 11:15 and got a couple shots of Whiskey and a couple Headliners. We sat up there for about an hour and had a couple more shots and drinks. We went downstairs and ended up in the band room I think Trip Wire was playing another shitty cover band. Moe, Jess, Mel, and me got a couple more drinks and hung out there for a bit, Mel wanted to kill everyone in the bar and can only take so much of that shit so we decide to go to the Tav where there aren't that many douche bags.
So we walk up to the Tav some friends are outside smoking I said "hi" and chatted for a minute. Everyone went in and I got stuck talking to Garner about the drama in his life, it was great let me tell ya.... he went on about how he was dating this chick who didn't like him, so he started dating this other chick and he knocked her up and now he's back with the other chick. I just kind of walked away slowly from that conversation. I walk in Jess and Moe are at the bar chilling and I don't know where Mel was I think she was pissing or something. I went to the bathroom and when I came back she was sitting at the bar I sat down next to her, she was going on about killing people and if she ate some popcorn it would cure lust for blood, she went and got some popcorn. Kenny's brother (I can never remember his name) came up and bought me a drink, I wasn't really on the ball or thinking clear so I order a Mich Golden I took a drink I offered a drink to Mel and I kid you not she looks at me like I just handed her a pile of shit filled with piss, and said no thanks. I finished it as fast as could cause I just wanted to go home and chill with Mel and play video games or something.
Walking to the car she ask me to stop at Burger King on the way home, we pulled up to the drive thru and ordered food it was 2:15am and somewhere in this five minute wait for our food we got into an argument about humans and how the body is not designed to digest meat and she was like fuck that I'm a wolf, I tried to explain to her that wolves and dogs and such have different teeth and a different digestive track then we do. She got all bent out of shape and we haven't talked since. We got home with our food, she went into her bedroom I went to mine she left the bag of food on the table. She came into my room for a second and put the bag of food on my bed I just threw it at the wall. Coo coo?? What hell am I doing?

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

the last couple weeks

The last couple weeks have been kind of weird. I've been party a lot with my roommate Mel and god damn I think she hot,this is going to end badly. We have been going out drinking like every night and its been fun I haven't felt like this in a long time. I rarely ever get really "into" a girl most the time I'm like lets fuck and then I'm over it, but Mel is something else I'm always stoked to hang with her, talk, drink, or just go out to eat. I think I'm becoming a pussy, my father warned me about this.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Zombie Formal Feb 13th 2011

Oh the Zombie Formal....good times.
Well I got off work so I could get dressed up for this Zombie Formal at the Rox, my roommate Mel and I had planned to go. I got home and she was pretty much ready to go we went in the bathroom and got me all done up about ten minutes later I was zombiefied. I had talk to Moe and I was going to pick Jess and him up. We got to his house and they weren't ready so we sat around for what seemed like an hour but was really like ten or twenty minutes. I was so stoked to go I was really anxious but what ever we got down there and I was time to party. I opened it up with shots and raspberry gimlet. We went over to Rox side where most of the Zombie party was, it was a lot of heavy metal going on and I like heavy metal but fuck it I wanted to go back over on the Tav side the connecting bar. Moe, Jess, Mel, and me sat at the end of the bar doing shots, partying, and talking to "Gay Pete" a friend of ours I hadn't seen in a long time. We talk a lot about the old days when the Tav was a lot different and our friends were a lot different. Mel was looking hot and Moe had to let me know like every five minutes and I know this but she is dating some dude that doesn't know how to have fun and can't even get his girlfriend something or do something nice for Valentines day, he says he doesn't believe in it. No its not that you don't believe in it you're just not creative enough to think of something nice to do for you're girlfriend these are the same people that don't believe in Christmas no you just don't have money to celebrate and you don't take enough time to know your partner or family and know what they would like for Christmas. So Moe won't shut up about it and we were standing there with two people she works with and her boy friend works with too, so I tried to get Moe to follow me to the bathroom to talk about it in private when out of nowhere some fucking crazy guy comes running up to us with hands covering his mouth and he totally puked on me. It was on my face and my sweet jacket I was wearing Moe seeing it and he starts gagging a little bit and I'm standing there laughing my ass off. The puke guy came out of the stall

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Birthday Girl

Ok it's a random Tuesday night about 7:30 or 8:00 I had to run to the Carpet and pay Shawn a friend of mine some money I owed him. I stop into the pub where he is working I hand him some cash I think it was $100.00, we chat for a minute about the night before the Carpet had there Christmas party and it got out of control,lots of partying,and Cassie split her head open it was fucked up. I had got off work early for the party and totally forgot about it, I ended up getting real high and playing video games I'm pretty sure I was deep into Dirge of Cerberus a Final Fantasy 7 sequel which was ok but I passed out and totally missed the party. I asked Shawn who was working in the Lounge and he told me it was Rhi. They only make this drink I like the "Repeat Offender" in the Lounge so I went up there to have one and then I was just going to go home and lay low for the night, it's a Tuesday for god sake. I get up there and it's pretty empty just a couple people scattered around at random tables. I sat down at the bar and said hi and chatted with Rhi for a bit. So we're talking and these two chicks come walking in all dressed up and got it going on, only problem is it's one of the girls birthday and they out on a Tuesday celebrating. They down next to me, I kind of know the one girl Cass so they say hi to me and are telling Rhi and me tonight how "its her birthday, they're going get fucked up, and they don't care if no ones out." they are in it to win it. This looks bad so I quickly finish my drink and get ready to leave and Cass was like" YOU"RE NOT LEAVING!" and I was like "yes I am." this went on for a minute and I agreed to stay for one more and a birthday shot and one more and one more. You get the picture. So things start getting fuzzy around this point but I still could tell these chicks were drunk and hitting on me, I was like fuck yeah! We all were flirting back and forth from what I remember but we soon wondered downstairs back to the pub were Shawn was working. We get drinks and the girls want to dance, oh and did I mention (after my first drink they bought all the rest of my drinks for the night) but yeah these girls wanted it bad so I just said fuck it and asked Cass to meet me downstairs in the bathroom, I walked down and 15 seconds later I heard the clack of those high heels coming down the stairs. We walked into the girls bathroom and I threw her up on the counter and just started making out with her, she was so into it I just pulled mouth cock and she just started sucking the fuck out of it, (Cass is the kind of girl who just loves nothing more then just suck a dick I love these kind of women they do the world a huge favor) so we kept hearing noise like people were coming downstairs so they came to and end before I finished, Though I did her hot ass over and licked that pussy for a minute too and that so damn hot.
We went back upstairs and continued to party, there was a couple people in there I knew so I hopped around talking to people for about 20 minutes. The girls came and told me they were leaving and going to the Press, I said "fuck that!" I told them I'd go to the Tav if anywhere so we agreed to meet up in a bit. I went to the Tav like 10 minutes later and they were already there partying, they birthday girl want to go smoke so I went with her, we were smoking for a minute and she just started making out with me it was nuts two chicks in one night I pulled into my buddy Tommy's door way next to the bar and I was hoping she was going to blow me me too(but she is one of these girls who hates sucking dick I am not a fan of these girls) we just kept making out, all the sudden the door swings open its a guy friend of her's and he like "what are doing!!" she said it cool and he left me alone I thought I was going to get knock out for sure. There was some big commotion cause that dude was there ride and they weren't ready to go, the birthday girl just looks at me and says "if you can find some place to fuck me I'll let you" I was like fuck yeah right back to a girls bathroom again. I bent her over the counter and pulled down her tights she had on under her dress, slid my cock in and fuck the shit out her or at least started to then the door got kicked open(scared the shit out of me) it was her friend Cass who just blew me in the Carpet bathroom like and hour ago, she was PISSED! she just yelled at her friend "lets go! NOW!" I was like fuck this I"m out I ran out the back door and ran to my car I did not want to see Cass.

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

New Years Eve 2010

New years eve started like all my new years start at work behind a line cooking lots and lots of food. It's usually really fucking hectic and it seem like nobody knows what they are doing, they have cooked for years but on this night its like everyone is rookies like two hundred people are at the door but oh gee I forgot to throw the bread in for all their dinner salads, great now we're twenty minutes behind on the whole night... It's really annoying. I worked it out so I was first cut like I do every years I'm all about getting in and out as fast as I can, cause I have some serious partying to do. So as soon as the rush was over I was out. Peace.

I got out of work around 8:15pm I had a thirty minute drive home, I got home showered, got all dolled up, smoked a FAT bowl(a little pre-party for me), and got ready to go downtown. The initial plan was to go meet Ivan at the Horse cause he went a year with out drinking and he was ready to party.(Except he told me "no shots!" and I was like really? What a pussy.) So I drove downtown and stopped at Rudy's first to see what was going on there and it was still pretty early so not that many people were there yet but I knew that would soon change so I had a shot with Mike and a couple of the girls and I was out. I walk down the alley to the Horse and met Ivan, Woody, and Marta, we chatted for a second and Woody,Marta,and I decided to run over to the Martini Lounge for one before the ball drops. We walk over there and it was cold as hell the whole walk I mean it sucked bad, snow everywhere. We got up stairs and my friend Michele was working I love when she's working. I think I opened with a Repeat Offender there version of a Bloody Mary martini. I noticed our old friend Shell was at the bar and we went over to say hi to him and his friends, he was with his girlfriend and one the hottest girls I have ever met Lana I can't begin to tell you the lustful thoughts that went through my head when we shook hand. She kept trying to tell me about her boyfriend Jimmy and I was like no I want to know about you, I guess that must be some chick defense mechanism but what ever I thought she a nice girl. It got closer to midnight and Woody and Marta really wanted to get back to Horse to celebrate with Ivan and not that I didn't I just had to make one more stop and the Tav to say hi to some friends of mine over there and they a great balloon drop at midnight where you pop the balloons and win shit.
I stopped into the Tav and talked to Moedell for a bit I'm sure we did a shot, I ran into Travis not "big ass, wife beater" Trav,and not Buzzard Travis either, cool "piercings" Travis. I told him about the balloon drop and he was like "Fuck yeah, lets do it" so we wait for the balloon drop and just started popping balloons getting money and then so chick came up to me and was like "hey are you from around here?" and I said "yes" and she gave me a slip for a free keg party, it was pretty bad ass! I finished up there chatting and doing some shots with some more friends Jess,Sam,Brian,Kurt, and a couple others I'm not really sure. I pulled out a cig and starting walking to the Horse and that was another cold ass four block walk that I hated.
I got to the Horse and it was "party on man!" drinks and shots going down fast maybe a little to fast cause I'm pretty sure this where I go into "Auto-Pilot" and just kind of start doing and saying weird things on instinct. There were some many people out it was great people I don't ever see like Scott, Nate, and Dania. I remember trying to shots with them at the end of the night and shit just got fucked up. Trav "big ass,wife beater" Trav was ordering shots then he just split and left us with the bill I didn't even really want the shot it was a Snake Bite(Yukon and lime juice) my mouth started to water and I even think I gagged a little before I took it, it was gross.

I could tell you a story.....

This is one of my friend Moe's favorite stories of mine. One night two summers ago 2009 I believe I was drinking at the Tav with Moe and a couple other friends I can't really remember who was there but we were partying pretty hard. This was when Moe,Sam,and I were really into tequila "Hornitos" to be specific and I'm sure I had plenty of shots of it that night. I ran into a girl I had been sleeping with on and off for the last year or so, I don't want to get into names or anything but she is a fun girl I'm talking choking, dirty talk, slapping, loves anal sex. Basically just loves to get the living shit fucked out of her, my kind of girl. So on this night I decided to go home with her for some of this hot action. We got to her house and got right into it, hot fucking and lots of lube needless to say when I got done I was really messy so I went to the bathroom. Now this should be an easy task so I didn't put my clothes on. I walked out her bedroom door and took a left the lights were out so I couldn't see shit and the door to the bathroom is right next to the stairs to downstairs well I didn't far enough left and butt ass naked, dick hard as a rock, I fell down a flight of stairs I was so drunk I couldn't stop myself or think quick enough to grab the railing. It sucked so bad I in a split second I thought of her or her roommates finding me dead at the bottom there stair case naked and covered in sex. Well I didn't die I crawled back up the stairs and cleaned up in the bathroom, crawled into bed, slept, and woke up the next with a huge bruise on my ass and leg, and a great story

Monday, January 17, 2011

x mas

Here we go again December 25th Christmas with family even though the real party was the night before. In St.Cloud there is a city ordinance that no bar can be open on December 24th so everyone goes to Station in Sauk Rapids, so Tup, Joe, Ivan, Noah and I went there to start the night out, we had a few drinks and I talked to a couple other people I knew but Ivan was not having it. So we left and went back to there place and had more drinks. If I'm not mistaken I think this the night that Tup and I had to drag Joe out of his room after we thought he shit himself. So anyways Christmas day with the family. I showed up at my aunts house at like noon or 1:00pm I can't really remember cause we got right into jag bombs and Vodka.